1) They are kind to their Mothers
2) They write easily disposable articles in
Parade Magazine
3) They can say, "Atmospheric inversion, swamp gas, ball lightning, and Doug and Dave" without stuttering on television
4) They have a great data base on satanic cults (and their so-called relationship with thousands of cattle mutilations, world-wide.) Do UFO debunkers belong to these cults?;
5) For every 100 UFO sightings, they can explain away 101
6) They are VERY fond of Venus, and invoke it whenever possible. (Thanks to a reader for this one!!);
7) UFO Debunking keeps malcontents off the street and gives them something to do;
8) They are kind to their Mothers (Sorry to repeat this one. But we've run out of nice things to say.);
9) 10)

Let it never be said again, that the honest UFO researchers NEVER have anything nice to say about UFO debunkers.

It just isn't true. I have just stated 10 nice things about UFO debunkers. Although I guess those truth delinquents can debunk even that.