Bigfoot Body Found in the Northern Woods of Georgia

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer claim to have found the body of Bigfoot in the
Northern woods of Georgia. The exact location will not be disclosed to protect
the other Sasquatches who live there. This story is brand new and will most
likely be covered by National News in the upcoming days.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press
conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana
Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. This conference
will only be open to reporters and not open to the public.

According to pre-reports, this is what we know about the Bigfoot Body and the
site where it was found.

  • The body measures 7 feet 7 inches tall
  • It weighs more than 500 pounds
  • The specimen looks like a cross between a human and an ape
  • It’s a male
  • It’s eyes are black and gray and it’s hair is a reddish color
  • It’s footprint measures 16 3/4″ long
  • It walks upright like a human

The finders claim that they saw several of them walking around at the same
site where they found the perished body. 

An in-depth study of the “Bigfoot body” is planned and will be
conducted by a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and
other scientists. The findings are expected to be released to the world and

We will wait and see what turns out.